the new york football giants
29 August 2006 ¬
" Exodus "
Everyone who will be a player for the New York Football Giants during 2006-2007, please step forward.

Not so fast, Rob Johnson.

RJ was cut by the G-Men on Monday, paving the way for Sta-Puff Lorenzen to be the primary backup and Tim Hasselbeck to be the third stringer. Johnson was cut along with the following players: Travis Dorsch, Triandos Luke, Harry Williams, Little John Flowers (and I was really, really looking forward to having fun with his name,) Greg Hanoian, Brandon Williams, Jason Shivers, Vontez Duff, Ben Herrell, "Sir" Henry Anderson, Thomas Carroll, and exiled Saint Boo Williams. So much for the Boo Birds.

In addition, talented CB E.J. Underwood was placed on IR following a shoulder injury in the preseason win over the J-E-T-S.


Anonymous Jeffrey said...

Sta-Puff Lorenzen - That's to funny. Saw him on the field last night, we called him "The Hefty Lefty".

8:03 AM  
Blogger z said...

i've said it before - the only qb in the league who could camaflouge himself amongst his own o-linemen.

9:09 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home